Well, I brought something for ya. The bear. Yeah...big, huh? No kidding, but, know this.... that bee on his nose? It's probably going to sting him. Dang! That's the bad news...
The good news is, it'll only sting him once. Then it's done. Bear gets his honey, be got his "avenge" (whatever that accounts for) and life goes on.
Hope you're still throwing tht wonderful smile at folks.
Wow! This photo is of incredible power--not just that it is a powerful image but the power is inside YOU-- as your six word memoir says so beautifully. Now...how long is this power going to be held inside? As you may be realizing, it's not necessary to restrict yourself any longer...you've grown out of those roles into something much bigger. Thanks for celebrating with us!
firebird, riseoutofme and mb, thank you for your beautiful expressions. i can tell you, i am sort of scared at the expansiveness of this whole thing, and that i do need to let myself be expanded.... so, big deep breath out now... here i go! big hugs, snowsparkle
it's 1930 hours there. HA! That's 7:30 pm. I got one of those fancy clocks that show the whole world and if you point your mouse at parts of it it shows the time there.
Kind'a cool, but, I wish there was a version of it for the wallpaper. I just love that kind of stuff. It's the kid in me still.
Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"
"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says. Here's what you need to do:
First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila - the whole thing - all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a mean pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm during sex. You've gotta make things right for her."
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things..."
"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and the man has several drinks, then a few more, he asks, "Wherez zat tequila?"
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.
Now," he says........ "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
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coming more alive creatively now that i've entered my 5th decade, looking back at all the ways i've transformed during my journey, trying to navigate life, finally finding my authentic form... becoming a river.
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Six word story rules:
1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun.
tagging those who want to play...
big hugs,
snowsparkle
really beautiful picture!!
THANX!
I'm glad you had some fun doing it....I forgot you have some of the world's best skies over there.
hi boneman,
it's the lake tahoe sky last september. glad you liked it.
big hugs,
snowsparkle
Well, I brought something for ya.
The bear.
Yeah...big, huh?
No kidding, but, know this....
that bee on his nose?
It's probably going to sting him.
Dang! That's the bad news...
The good news is, it'll only sting him once. Then it's done. Bear gets his honey, be got his "avenge" (whatever that accounts for) and life goes on.
Hope you're still throwing tht wonderful smile at folks.
...did I mention I played the piano?
Maily just a plunker...
Posted one of the songs I wrote....
Wow! This photo is of incredible power--not just that it is a powerful image but the power is inside YOU--
as your six word memoir says so beautifully.
Now...how long is this power going to be held inside? As you may be realizing, it's not necessary to restrict yourself any longer...you've grown out of those roles into something much bigger.
Thanks for celebrating with us!
Beautiful photo! Time to release the expanding sky, maybe?
Marvelous.
firebird, riseoutofme and mb,
thank you for your beautiful expressions. i can tell you, i am sort of scared at the expansiveness of this whole thing, and that i do need to let myself be expanded.... so, big deep breath out now... here i go!
big hugs,
snowsparkle
with so many positive folks behind you, there can only be success.
Of course, I wish that didn't sound like a fortune cookie saying, but, even if it does....
it's 1930 hours there.
HA!
That's 7:30 pm.
I got one of those fancy clocks that show the whole world and if you point your mouse at parts of it it shows the time there.
Kind'a cool, but, I wish there was a version of it for the wallpaper.
I just love that kind of stuff.
It's the kid in me still.
how about a late night giggle?
Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money."
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three tests?"
"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says. Here's what you need to do:
First, you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila - the whole thing - all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, there's a mean pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never had an orgasm during sex. You've gotta make things right for her."
The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things..."
"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and the man has several drinks, then a few more, he asks, "Wherez zat tequila?"
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face.
Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence.
Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body.
Now," he says........ "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
uh...the avatar.
It's a Dali, I think a performance art thing he set up for one of his shows.
Cool, huh?
If I had more time in my day, I'de try to make it animated and say things.
(I would, too, wouldn't I?)
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Viagra is the best choice medicine for erectile dysfunction as it can be taken regardless of the age of the patient and works unhindered with most medicines.
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